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Subject: Awards ceremony for outstanding performance Location: Oval Office (next to cerebral cortex) Formal attire required (No clothes please!) Welcome and thank you for your concern in this matter First off I'd just like to direct your attention to the fact that I know what it means to be the Knave but it's not good enough to be the knight when you wish the king to watch you From a distance asking myself the stomach butterfly question "What is pulling me into her orbit?" Thinking that maybe she has the answer to my secret mission One million miles away right now and by my calculations of your gravitational pull I Should have you in my arms by Friday at approximately 11:30 p.m. Oh hey did I tell you I finally met someone following the summer sun Going out bronze lazy and insane She said come sleep with me boy in the heart of a town where no one knows your name Yeah Right! that happens all the time And can we please get a sarcastic Ho Ho from Santa Just a joke don't be alarmed it's alright My focus really is you and at this point there is no choice except to speed toward my Destination OK back to the main issues... Please do not be afraid or uncomfortable But watch me carefully if you will from a distance (with your telescope if you want) And don't be surprised to find that I'm in the birds next with binoculars I will be no more of a menace to you than the moon is to the earth Out here on the island of My Soul there are some things to look forward to but I don't take Them for granted sometimes I wake up in the morning and think Sunshine will you always be mine And there is always the February 14 wish... Wintertime shoot me down Saint Valentine Secondly but on a more serious note I'd like to hammer home greetings beautiful human Being congratulations for being the person you are Thank you - over and out P.S. Send
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